hello

  • [friends don't invite you to something]
  • cr1tikal voice: alright I'll go fuck myself then
Via BUTT WHAT?



55595472:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

the-half-boy:

I LIKE IT

I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.



gnarly:

i just saw my future

(Source: newkidsonmycock20)


pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

saidbhinluch:

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

and for those who have just given up

  • fuck

this is beautiful

Via Wendy Moto

armisael:

the best video on the internet


Via "I'm A Lonely Boy"

kumagawa:

how are all these celebrity nudes getting leaked but the krabby patty formula still safe

Via the diary of a gimpy kid

(Source: shauneezy)




  • me seeing a video game: ok but can I play as a girl?
Via I want to be a mathlete, dad! A mathlete!
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